Monday, October 30, 2006

Lesson Plan

Some people really have to fall hard...bleeding, near death, and beaten black and blue...before they learn from an experience.

It's just sad that we're related to them.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Wild Ride

I was on the MRT (train) the other day looking through the glass at the other passengers on the next cab and I could see an ocean of heads bobbing and swaying.

I imagined an explosion going off inside their train...bright flash of fiery red with angry globs of gray black smoke...embers floating around..and people madly panicking while being burned alive.

Then the train's movements jerked me out of my reverie.

Buddy

I wonder if you can consider blog friends as "real" friends?

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

People are People

Hmm...I'm beginning to like the blogging crowd. Amusing to the point of entertaining.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Aquarius

I wonder why they don't just make the daily horoscope in newspapers give out praises? Everyone knows that it's all bullshit anyway.

Sometimes, it's all just crap. Claiming it has something to do with the alignment of the planets or the different constellations. In reality they just want to say, "There's a storm that's why we didn't see the stars. Can I make you a funny quote instead?"

If they'd just owed up to the obvious conn act and go with it full steam, right? The kind of horoscope that brightens your day everyday. Like these:

"You are beautiful today. More today than yesterday. Everyone will be under your spell for sure."

"Wow! All the planets are pointing to you. You are being blessed today!"

"WHat the..?!? What are you doing hiding your beauty? All of them are looking at you now! You are the most beautiful of them all!"

Ain't this going to make your mornings better if this is what you get to read in the morning paper?


< Tagalog version here. Why? 'Cuz I can, you retard. >

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Seeds Of Change

For something to happen, you have to first change yourself. Start from within and work your way out.

No matter how big or small, just start something. Fate will do the rest.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

New Year's Resolution....CHECK!


I've got everything I need.

My PDA, earmuffs and goggles, and gun powder residues on my hands....

WAY COOL!!!!!

Friday, October 06, 2006

Resistance Is Futile

Whatever you do, however hard you try, if the fates are against you, then you will still find yourself home alone.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Hair Raising

The only thing worse than CHEST HAIR...is having only a FEW chest hairs.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Hark!

I've been getting a kick out of Christian Praise music lately. I wonder where THAT'S coming from.

Stuff 'Em Crabs!!!

Despite your best efforts, there will always be people who will envy what you have and try to pull you down.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Heartbreak Hotel

It's SO easy to mistake one's wounded pride with a broken heart.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

While Watching Dramatics In A Koreanovela...

Now I understand why a tragedy was called a "Comedy" in olden times. Misery is HILARIOUS!!!