Thought in my head enroute to work:

"The stronger the typhoon, the more beautiful the destruction."

Thought in my head on my way home because work was cancelled:

"The storm must've brought the stupid virus because everyone's driving like fuckin' idiots. It's like they forgot how to drive all of a sudden."

Death In The Family

I've lost my brother......to his screwed up wife.

My brother's motto in the words of Dr. JD Dorian:

"I'm your bitch."

Campus Figure

Underneath the college degrees, doctorates, and designation lies just another person who gossips about Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock.

Koreanovela Hell

Winter's Sonata is EVIL!!!!!!!

...it kept me up till 2 a.m. Gaah!!

(pouts)

Nu Ni Nu Ni Nu

My hands look old...

(vanity is a sin...vanity is a sin....)

Brain Blast

I wonder when the next Einstein of the century will be born.

Hearing Aid

Can anything shut this voice up?!@#?

Eternal

Sleeping Beauty had it so good.

Regression

Happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts. Find that little boy inside of yourself. We can do this. We can be 12 again...

The Most Bitter Pill

You're such a hypocrite. And you call yourself a Martian. You should have a planet of your own and call yourself Hypocritonian.

Universal Truth

Loneliness and age are variables in a quadratic equation.

Gym Bod

At 31, is it still possible to build a better body?

Dust To Dust

Thinking about what my co-worker asked earlier...

What will you have your family do with your ashes after cremation?

Brattypus

I'm such a spoiled brother. (Omiyage wa arigatou!!)

Dogs

"Eon, xo xabe nia aq dw luv nia. Hai nku! msaia xa noh, lintik na un!"

The fall of a nation begins with the bastardization of its language.

Of Mice and Men

<pertaining to an office incident>

It amazes me how the greatest thinkers could be the smallest of men. Or quite simply, genius does not make a man.

A little Accounting Principle...

Hate, like money, can be kept to earn interest over time.

Sightseeing

hmmm....niiice.... (*whacks self on the head* Shut that pedophile voice up!!)

Ehh???

Parang ayaw ko yata umuwi...kasi alam ko papasok din naman ako ulit bukas.

(I don't feel like going home...because I know I have to go to work again tomorrow anyway.)

Public Tears

Men who don't cry are hypocrites.

Ties That Bind

When did my brother turn into this mean inconsiderate prick wanting to cut in on a religious procession just so he could pass? Who IS this person??

Confession

No, I'm not like the rest of them. I'm worse.

Gasp...

I watched the last episode of I Luv NY and I can't believe I was singing the theme song along with the cast. WTF?!?!??

S & M

Reminiscing is a tool for torture devised by the devil.

Plague of Thoughts

Why are people better friends or lovers than better sons, brothers, or daughters?

Detour

How do I get out of this slump??? I haven't procrastinated this much since... Gawd...gotta focus. ...homini...homini...homini... ...z.Z.Z...

Time Stamp

Funny how things look a lot different when you're in your thirties.

Waiting In Vain

Life is the time you spend on earth waiting for your turn to die.

Space...The Final Frontier

I'm spacing out. A moment ago I was confused over something, but now I don't remember what it was about.

Cyclic Imbalance

Another Monday...another week. Another 5 days of wearing a mask until Friday comes around.

It's In The Blood

Damn. My head fuckin' hurts. I'm too young to have high blood pressure.

Grow Up You Freak

You know you're a grown up when you stop expecting mommy or daddy to understand you; and that you know it's your turn to understand them.

Baffled

Why am I home on a Friday night???

Cannabis

I miss smoking pot.