Aquarius

I wonder why they don't just make the daily horoscope in newspapers give out praises? Everyone knows that it's all bullshit anyway.

Sometimes, it's all just crap. Claiming it has something to do with the alignment of the planets or the different constellations. In reality they just want to say, "There's a storm that's why we didn't see the stars. Can I make you a funny quote instead?"

If they'd just owed up to the obvious conn act and go with it full steam, right? The kind of horoscope that brightens your day everyday. Like these:

"You are beautiful today. More today than yesterday. Everyone will be under your spell for sure."

"Wow! All the planets are pointing to you. You are being blessed today!"

"WHat the..?!? What are you doing hiding your beauty? All of them are looking at you now! You are the most beautiful of them all!"

Ain't this going to make your mornings better if this is what you get to read in the morning paper?


< Tagalog version here. Why? 'Cuz I can, you retard. >